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Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season

a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%

b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%

c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%

d. Moyes out
37%

e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%

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Do You Know Who I Am 8:45 Sun Jan 1
The Macho Slappy Hand Thumb Lock Hand Shake Adaptation

What's the etiquette?

Is it lock thumbs slap palms and release (which feels limp) or a full on lock thumbs and grip the back of the hand with the fingers supplemented by direct eye contact in an arm wrestling yet friendly style?

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park chan wook 10:44 Sun Jan 1
Re: The Macho Slappy Hand Thumb Lock Hand Shake Adaptation

I personally refuse it I'm an Englishman.......we shake hands. Where does this all stop, men kissing each other on the lips!

Son of Anarchy 9:18 Sun Jan 1
Re: The Macho Slappy Hand Thumb Lock Hand Shake Adaptation

'Eres me 'and and 'eres me 'eart

Nurse Ratched 9:12 Sun Jan 1
Re: The Macho Slappy Hand Thumb Lock Hand Shake Adaptation

Boys are silly.

On The Ball 8:54 Sun Jan 1
Re: The Macho Slappy Hand Thumb Lock Hand Shake Adaptation

collyrob 8:47 Sun Jan 1

Far Cough 8:47 Sun Jan 1
Re: The Macho Slappy Hand Thumb Lock Hand Shake Adaptation

I find a quick but sharp kick to the bollocks terminates this fuckwittery, pretty damn quick

collyrob 8:47 Sun Jan 1
Re: The Macho Slappy Hand Thumb Lock Hand Shake Adaptation

Clench your fist and ram it straight up your arse you boring wanker.